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[eminem]
Hi!
Original bad boy on the case, cover your face
Came in the place blowed, and sprayed puffy with mase
I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smelly
Eminem starts with e, better check the spelling
With a capital, somebody grab me a snapple
I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam
Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure
That my mother did it, but the bitch won
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
And said, "i
The world ain
I
I
And I
I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it
(yuck!) hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet
If y
And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it
Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I don

Chorus: eminem

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi!
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin crazy -- do you hear me?
Is fuckin crazy

[eminem]
I
I
I
To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium
Than a maniac saudi arabian
A highly combustible head, spazmatic
Strapped to a kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
I flatlined; jumped up and ran from the mortician
High speed, iv full of thai weed
Lookin chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends
On if I keep on killin my girlfriends

Chorus: eminem

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- listen!!
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin crazy -- you hear me?
Is fuckin crazy

[eminem]
Last night I o.d.
And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed
(shucks!) I
I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day
Of tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I
Give me eleven excederin my head
Medicine
Scratched my balls til I shredded skin
"doctor, check this rash, look how red it
"it
I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
That don
So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats
And pick up this slim shady shit that
Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get weeded
My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn
Damn!

Chorus: eminem

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- listen!!
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin crazy -- you hear me?
Is fuckin crazy

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