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[Spoken]
JB-This is a song for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely
[Sung]
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes thats not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say please
Sometimes you got to say
I'm gonna fuck you
Softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you
Sweetly
I'm gonna ball you
Discretely!
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally!
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could ya get it out for me?
That's fuckin teamwork!
What's your favourite posish?
That's cool with me its not my favourite but I'll do it for you
What's your favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZABAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discretely
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you HAARRRRRRRDD
HHAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDD
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